secondly, i am super annoyed that i cannot format these links to fit inside the blog parameters. boo, hiss! dumb!
thirdly, if you don't know this already, my husband is on twitter and i am not. so he sends me the most awesomely funny/ridiculous/inspiring things he finds. here's the best of the latest:
1) i've had enough already.
1) i've had enough already.
|Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)|
I'm sick and fucking tired of not being best friends with Beyoncé.
2) beck is awesome. this song is awesome. i have a soft spot for weird white boys with soul.
3) this just gives me all of the warm fuzzies. makes me want to go to a pride parade asap.
4) uummmm, excuse me. bel biv devoe has a new song. who's coming with me to the skating rink?
5) or in other words, "wanna drink and watch shameless on netflix"?
6) truer words were never spoken.
The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore
|Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell)|
"Wicked Game" still sounds so ridiculously cool
10) margaritas are my spirit
Which is why I'm gonna order me two of 'em, please and thanks.
11) a "links from chris" wouldn't be complete without a von miller cameo.
12) how about this, art nerds?!?!
Extremely cool photos of Picasso drawing with light, captured by Gjon Mili for LIFE in 1949. http://time.com/3746330/behind-the-picture-picasso-draws-with-light/ …
13) why can't i ever pull the right one? whhhyyyyyyyy?
Baby Blues (@ambernh86)
0 for 3,000 on pulling the correct ceiling fan chain
14) thirty-seven years young.
15) i spent half of my childhood pretending to be annie.
16) side of bacon, please.
This green smoothie tastes like God wants me to be fat.
17) looooooove this!
Picasso's self-portrait at ages 18, 25, and 90.
18) i'm going with that.....
|Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad)|
*whispers to an avocado*
"I'm the good kind of fat, too."
19) i could stare at them all day long.
20) i live with chris and two of his clones.
|Rach Riot (@ryan_rachryan80)|
You talk an awful lot of shit for someone that's only 3' tall . Now get your ass In the house and quit acting like your daddy.
21) "i'm staaaaarrrrving", in my best chris farley voice.
|Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom)|
IF YOU KIDS DON'T COME BACK TO THIS TABLE AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL SIGH HEAVILY, EAT IT MYSELF AND GAIN 3 POUNDS.
22) nerd alert! nerd alert!
If you track the relative positions of Earth and Venus over an 8 year period, this is the resulting pattern.
|Perfect Mess (@XOperfectmessXO)|
Calm down moms who run while pushing a stroller
Calm the fuck down
24) they never stop.
|Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy)|
My 5 year old excels at 9-minute questions.
Simon Holland (@simoncholland)
Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.
26) these two just might be my favorites.