|Topher Jokes (@Iwriteforcats)|
I found out that combining my two favorite things is a bad way to create a nickname for my wife.
At least that's what Bacon Tits told me.
How do you stop eating chips and salsa do they have to run out or do I die or what
|Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID)|
|Dalai Lama Quotes (@DalaiLamaPosts)|
If a person has a calm and stable mind, this influences his/her attitude and behavior in relation to others.
|Mindfulness Training (@TrainingMindful)|
"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
|Rolling Stone (@RollingStone)|
Hear Sam Smith's delicate cover of Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car": rol.st/1nyVBha
|Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)|
The hot girl at the gym wearing make-up and matching workout attire is batshit crazy. The sweaty chick in the Hanes v-neck is the fun one.
|Mickey Mt. Vernon (@WhatevaConc)|
Whenever I'm angry, I just go to the nearest small town, find an abandoned warehouse, and dance it off.
which is your favorite?
mine is the chips and salsa tweet. it's all i want to eat. ever.