ben (to our neighbor): my daddy is a really good soccer player. i am a really good faller-downer.
ben (at the dinner table): i can't eat because i don't feel good.
me: what's wrong?
ben: my nipples hurt.
ben (in the car): momma, is the world real or is it just a dream?
me: that's deep.
ben: momma, you know why i don't wanna go to school?
me: why?
ben: because i already know everything.
ben: momma, you know how i already know everything? because i am ben. ben bonner.
ben: momma, you eat so fast because your mouth is so big.
ben: pyramids are spooky and full of mystery. i sure am glad we don't live in the desert.
i swear, he gets funnier by the minute. thanks for always keeping us on our toes, bo.
xoxoxo
That made me LAUGH.OUT.LOUD. Thank you! I nearly choked on my carrot stick on that second one. :)
ReplyDeleteThis just made my day!! The innocence of this age is beautiful. Enjoy every minute because it sure does fly by!
ReplyDeleteGive that boy a hug from us! (but careful not to hurt his nipples when you do so!) xoxo
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