i'm sorry i've been holding out on y'all. chris is still at it. here are some of my favorite tweets he has shared with me from the past few months. (he sent me all of the pictures also). he's my lobster.
SCAREistotle (@STOTLE)
Who would've thought that being an adult is mostly just talking about places where you like to eat.
 | Topher Jokes (@Iwriteforcats) |
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I found out that combining my two favorite things is a bad way to create a nickname for my wife.
At least that's what Bacon Tits told me. | |
 | slaughthie (@slaughthie) |
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How do you stop eating chips and salsa do they have to run out or do I die or what
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 | Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID) |
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This is exactly how I feel every time I go running. RT @PhillipLGraham: vine.co/v/hgvVnYMXMml
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 | Dalai Lama Quotes (@DalaiLamaPosts) |
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If a person has a calm and stable mind, this influences his/her attitude and behavior in relation to others.
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 | Mindfulness Training (@TrainingMindful) |
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"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I do one Hell of a Jamaican accent, but only if I'm drunk and only if I'm trying to sound Irish
| Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) | |
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Hear Sam Smith's delicate cover of Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car": rol.st/1nyVBha
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Rolling Stone (@RollingStone)
| Lapham's Quarterly (@LaphamsQuart) | |
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The boy is, of all wild beasts, the most difficult to manage. —Plato, c. 348 BC pic.twitter.com/OwWTN90w7m
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| Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) | |
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The hot girl at the gym wearing make-up and matching workout attire is batshit crazy. The sweaty chick in the Hanes v-neck is the fun one.
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It is vital that when we educate our children s brains we do not neglect to educate their hearts by nurturing their compassionate nature.
| Mickey Mt. Vernon (@WhatevaConc) | |
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Whenever I'm angry, I just go to the nearest small town, find an abandoned warehouse, and dance it off.
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which is your favorite?
mine is the chips and salsa tweet. it's all i want to eat. ever.
love,
coco
